Yet another insanely negative review from you, why am I not surprised? It's obvious you don't like comics.
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It feels almost unfair to criticize anything drawn by Chris Samnee, but this issue seemed a little less engaging than usual to me. The last page is pure comic perfection though.
Batman & Robin: Year One: Dynamic Duos #4
Dick’s infiltration of the Wolf Pack starts to bear fruit, giving the Dynamic Duo a lead on who’s really pulling the strings behind this gang of kids. But just when a clue brings Batman and Catwoman face-to-face, a shocking moment will leave Robin scrambling!
X-Men #41
DNX TIE-IN! The X-Men and the Fantastic Four are on a mission to save lives - but O*N*E has a mandate to enforce a quarantine zone and have their own mission to complete. Can both succeed?
Again, slightly better art than usual, same terrible writing. Ewing contradicts her own “psychic simulation“ premise at every opportunity. Also, the characterization of several characters, Nightcrawler and Storm in particular, is off.
X-Men United #9
BOW TO SUPERIOR POWER! EMMA FROST is used to being at the top of the pyramid. After all, that's where she belongs. But when someone arrives whose power is to be the better of any mutant she encounters…well, that simply can't be allowed. Yes, Justina LaGuardia, A.K.A. SUPERIOR, THE X-MAN THAT WASN'T, has operated in the shadows for too long, and now...
The Demon #2
Jason Blood’s battle against demons has reached a wall in the form of a prince of Hell. This mighty beast has a score to settle with Etrigan, but is Jason prepared to let the Demon loose?
Batman #15
Nothing is slowing down for the Caped Crusader in the aftermath of Bad Seeds as six assassins descend on Gotham with one target in their sights: billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne. It’s all going down at El Granda Gala Enmascarado, and by the end of the night, Bruce Wayne will die before the eyes of the world. Time for Batman to get to work… A pivotal...
The Dirt Beneath the Devil (2026)
In the dying days of the American frontier, a young woman journeys into the unknown to claim a legacy she never asked for—and may not survive.
June Buckley’s father was a monster in life. In death, he may be something worse. Summoned alongside a group of treacherous heirs, June is forced to traverse the same brutal path that built her ...
This was very average. The story is mostly setup and the art, while solid, is just not exciting enough. All in all, a very dull and boring first issue.
Avengers #1
IN THE WAKE OF ARMAGEDDON, A NEW TEAM ASSEMBLES... Superstar team Chip Zdarsky & Marco Checchetto reunite for a trailblazing new era of AVENGERS! With the world order completely rewritten after AVENGERS: ARMAGEDDON, there comes a day, a day unlike any other, when a new group of Earth's mightiest heroes find themselves united to avenge the Marvel Un...
I really enjoyed last issue’s guest artist. Unfortunately we’re back to stiff posing and stupid manga faces this month. The writing is okay, but at this point I’m wondering if Simone is even capable of writing anything that’s not about parenting in some way.
Uncanny X-Men #38
"THE SCAVENGED" PART ONE The monstrous experiments from the labs beneath the former Graymalkin Prison have borne twisted fruit as four damaged mutants have been made into cheap but brutal knockoffs of Wolverine himself! And they're after a new ally of the Uncanny X-Men! Their powers were already out of control. But now they have claws.
Amidst all the craziness and pseudo-science babble, McKay manages to convey the emotional core of the conflict. It’s still not my X-Men, but it’s not bad either.
DNX #4
The X-Men and the Fantastic Four must regroup and address the unexpected catastrophe, while the effects of 3K's Chairman's scheme have only begun to be felt! But the Chairman soon learns that even his plans have flaws…
This series is all over the place, and this issue is incredibly awkward, from the dialog to the plot.
X-Men United #8
FOLLOW YOUR HUNGER... The daywalker BLADE came calling at Graymatter Lane when his daughter, BLOODLINE, went missing...but as the X-MEN have helped to investigate, her disappearance has gone from suspicious to downright terrifying. Who's behind a spate of recent deaths in Atlanta?
I got hooked by the art, now I want more!
Superman #43
After Superman was in DC K.O.’s tournament, lost in time and at war with General Zod, Lois Lane gives Clark Kent a new adventure…to be a reporter?! Clark Kent begins a new investigation into a mysterious death cult in Metropolis, but he’s not the only one on the case…Marilyn Moonlight makes her return! Both heroes are drawn to a dangerous side of M...
The art is a delight, but the battle between Peter and Cormac was resolved in a way that feels unsatisfying.
Amazing Spider-Man #1002
SPIDER-MAN VS. RAVAGE ROUND THREE! Spider-Man's fight with Ravage reveals shocking clues about the villain's origins, forcing Peter to confront the truth about the house that Spidey built. This time, Spidey's victory may come at too great a cost to Peter Parker!
Four issues in, I still have no idea who these characters are or why they are doing what they’re doing. Granted, there are some mysteries, but without a character to root for or identify with, it’s hard to care about anything happening in this book.
Terminal #4
THE FATE OF MARILYN HOWE
Alessandra goes rogue just as a new enemy makes an unexpected move.
For someone who firmly stands in the “Not my Psylocke” camp when it comes to Kwannon, I have to say that I didn’t hate this issue. I don’t know if I would call this story an important step in Kwannon’s character development - she has shown a softer side when dealing with children before - but it certainly presented her in a more approachable way that usual.
The script is a bit light, but the
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X-Men #40
DNX TIE-IN! Alone on what could be a flying tomb, PSYLOCKE stalks a mysterious monster on a solo mission for answers. But the answers she finds may raise only further questions...
The premise of The Forever Home is intriguing and pretty unique, I just wish Ward had taken more time fleshing out the characters a bit more before giving us that inevitable twist. The boy leaving the house would have been enough of a dramatic cliffhanger to issue 1.
The art is a bit lackluster, but solid enough to follow the story.
The Forever Home #1
THEY HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD . . . WILL IT BE ENOUGH TO SAVE THEM? From comics superstar Christian Ward (Event Horizon: Dark Descent, Batman: City of Madness) and visionary artist Sami Kivelä (Abbott), prepare to challenge the limits of time, technology, and human endurance itself as one family’s refuge from the end of the world becomes a mi...
It was a bold move for Marvel to put a Manga artist on this book, one that is drawing in a very sketchy, loose style to boot. Unfortunately, the result doesn’t work at all. Whenever there’s a hint of horror, the cutesy anime eyes take me out of it. The pale coloring, another bold but bad decision, makes the line art, if one could call it that, look even more unfinished. Marvel probably aimed for a more
Midnight Spider-Man #1
A young man is transformed into a hideous spider hybrid by the ruthless Oscorp Corporation in their pursuit for eternal life. When Oscorp begins to use the secrets unlocked by his mutation to create more human-animal hybrids, he must embrace his grotesque new form to fight back.
To be fair, I thought he was dramatic, but I looked at your profile, and you really do hate 90 percent of the things you read.
That's just not true. I'm literally looking at my review list, and about half my reviews are average (yellow), a quarter are bad (red), and a quarter are good(green). I think that's a pretty reasonable reflection of the quality of books currently published.
Hammerfist (2026)
Meet MIKE DENTON: a dirtbag hitman, junkie, and absentee father who’s spent his life chasing the easy fix—drugs, cheap sex, and murder for money—while failing the one person who still believes he can be better: his daughter. Now, on the eve of BLACK NOON—an ancient darkness that erases the light in all things—Mike has to drag himself out of the gut...
Concrete: Stars Over Sand (2026)
The Eisner, Harvey and Reuben Award-winning Concrete is back with a 5-part story of amnesia, wilderness, and suspense. Concrete has entered the desert and not come back. Larry and Maureen are frantic. Reports come that he is wandering the nearby arid mountains, covered with blood, attacking people. Concrete, lightning-struck, confused, roams a frig...
Bug Wars (2025)
Mini-Series Premiere. Slade Slaymaker is a kid from Alabama suddenly lost in a vicious world beyond his imagining, a world of marauding ant armies, spellcasting spider witches, and beetle-riding barbarians. A kingdom of tiny but deadly warriors hidden in his own backyard. The same world that saw his father eaten alive by insects now plunges ...
The art has often been the reason I couldn’t rate Bug Wars higher than an 8, but Mahmud Asrar has really surpassed himself with this issue. Amazing!
Bug Wars: The Coming of The Wardoom #3
In the darkness of the Woods, everything that skitters, slithers and flies answers to the Squirrel King. Now those maddened beasts have begun invading the Yard, and they’ll eat every bug and Myte they can find…until they get their claws on Slade Slaymaker.