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Massive waste of time.
DC K.O.: Boss Battle #1
Unexpected fighters from beyond the DC Comics enter the arena! Wait... What? WHO?! As the remaining champions in the K.O. tournament prepare for the final rounds, they discover that there isn't enough Omega energy left to crown the winner a King Omega. To have any hope of stopping Darkseid, they'll need to engage in combat with the champions of oth...
Ultimate Endgame #2
THE END HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN! The heroes of the Ultimate Universe - including Spider-Man, America Chavez, Killmonger and Doom - desperately search for a way to stop the Maker. Plus, Iron Lad makes a stunning and heartbreaking discovery that could change the fate of the entire Ultimate Universe forever. Don't miss this pivotal chapter that will leave...
The book is the newest example of the emperor's new clothes - most people who praise this book can't say why, but when they try, they sound as high as Deniz Camp loves to beag he is on social media. Say no to drugs kids, and talking chicken wings
Absolute Martian Manhunter #8
Something weird(er) is happening in the town of Middleton, and John Jones is in no mental capacity to handle it. Dealing with a splitting city, a marital split, and a splitting hangover, what happens when he splits from the Martian? Like all breakups, John and the Martian find out what it feels like to be even more alone...and who might be waiting ...
Absolute Martian Manhunter #8
Something weird(er) is happening in the town of Middleton, and John Jones is in no mental capacity to handle it. Dealing with a splitting city, a marital split, and a splitting hangover, what happens when he splits from the Martian? Like all breakups, John and the Martian find out what it feels like to be even more alone...and who might be waiting ...
Camp is a wonder.
Absolute Martian Manhunter #8
Something weird(er) is happening in the town of Middleton, and John Jones is in no mental capacity to handle it. Dealing with a splitting city, a marital split, and a splitting hangover, what happens when he splits from the Martian? Like all breakups, John and the Martian find out what it feels like to be even more alone...and who might be waiting ...
Eliza's FACE in that one panel. Holy FUCK.
The Power Fantasy #15
Wherein we discuss theoretical utilitarian arguments like, "Oh no! The kid in the Omelas hole has got a nuke! Runnnnn!"
What a breath of fresh air!
Wonder Woman #29
After barely surviving the trials of Mouse Man, Wonder Woman takes a much-deserved night off thanks to her sisters. But are the Amazons ready for their greatest challenge yet? Because in the DC Universe, babysitting always leads to adventure!
Dungeons of Doom #1
In the aftermath of ONE WORLD UNDER DOOM, with Doom's castle empty and masterless, the superpowers of the world race to claim and control the untold power and technology that await inside. But when an explosion sends them all plummeting into a dungeon labyrinth that none of them knew was there, what began as an arms race becomes a terrifying game o...
Knull #1
RETURN OF THE KING! Weakened from his last death, trapped by the enemy he never expected, the God of the Void waits in a cage once again. His captors think Knull has nothing to fight back with -- but in Knull's hands, nothing is a weapon. And there's a greater weapon out there, waiting for the King in Black to take it... and take his revenge.
Ultimates #20
THE FIRE AND THE (SERGEANT) FURY! Following up on the darkly brilliant ULTIMATE UNIVERSE: ONE YEAR IN...the Maker's Council's army of Nick Fury LMDs comes back into play! Secrets of the Fury program - and of H.A.N.D. - will be revealed!
I'd love this so much better if it weren't yet another all-the-marbles, multiverse-ending SAGA.
Like: if the series was our favourite heroes doing a wrestling match for charity, the way they once did an Arkham vs. Blackgate baseball match.
Oh...and if the writers were writing based on actual power scales rather than the dull plot armour that lets a normie like the Joker get
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DC K.O. #3
IT'S TAG-TEAM TIME! As the Omega Tournament reaches its endgame, the final eight combatants are put to the ultimate test-confronted with a decades-long stay in their own personal hell! Emotions run high as heroes falter, villains revel, and the Heart of Apokolips eyes its new King Omega. In the end, only the final four will remain...
Absolute Green Lantern #8
Who is Jo Mullein? The wielder of the green power reveals her deepest secrets...as her ex-wife decides whether to help her or turn her in.
Absolute Green Lantern #9
Somewhere in Coast City, Jo Mullein is babysitting a comatose Hal Jordan... at her ex-wife's place. Awkward doesn't cover it. Meanwhile, Agents Simon Baz and Kari Limbo are getting closer to the mysteries of Evergreen-and so is Hector Hammond and his top assassin...the man called Nemesis!
Absolute Green Lantern #10
Jo Mullein finds herself in the crosshairs of the bounty hunter Goldface!
The artist worked hard and deserves the few points they get for putting a shine on this infantile trash.
Stay dead, for fuck's sake.
Nemesis: Forever #5
The Nemesis trilogy concludes with this extra-sized finale as the final fate of the character and our world is revealed and we find out if FBI agent Kitty Tepper manages to destroy him from inside his gang.
The most outrageous finale of all time!
Venom #251
BREAK THE STREAK! Doc Ock is back - as Director of Operations for S.C.A.R.! And he's got the all-new Toxin in his sights! Luke Cage isn't happy - but will New York's Mayor choose to side with human law...or symbiote justice? Plus - MJ gets a new gig! Venom gets a new look! And the rollicking return of Blue Streak!
Venom #252
THE RUMORS ARE TRUE! Venom has a brand-new red-and-blue suit - and a brand new name to go with it! How will the people of New York react when they find out that the city's newest Spider-Man is the SYMBIOTE they love to loathe? Luke Cage and Otto Octavius are ready to debate the matter - with their fists! PLUS: A bonus tale of the origin of an even ...
Venom #253
MASQUE MAKES HER MOVE! Madame Masque wants Venom out of her way - one way or the other. And somehow, she's found out who's under the goo. With all the power of A.I.M. in her golden glove, she's turning the screws on the world's strangest roommates...but will the goosome twosome squish under the pressure? Or is Madame Masque waking up the monster wi...
It's witty and charming, and the art sings. But I really couldn't care less about the space opera Kelly is building in the background, Hellgate is just this decade's Morlun, and the writing really needs to let Peter remember he had a long, rich, full life after his Uncle Ben died.
May spent most of his life as his sole parent! Did she make no impact on him at all?
Amazing Spider-Man #19
SPIDEY VS. HELLGATE, ROUND TWO! The spacefaring SPIDER-MAN heads back to Earth - only to find HELLGATE standing in his way! Spider-Man's finally strong enough to beat the most powerful foe he's ever faced...right?!
