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"All this, and for what? A system that gives us a few billionaires and leaves everyone else scrabbling for pennies?"
LOL These writers just can't help themselves. But if you heard Mark Millar's recent interview with Jeremy Adams, Marvel is apparently paying pennies. Adams wouldn't lower himself to work for them. It's very clear by the output Marvel is getting what they're paying for.
Amazing Spider-Man #66
THE 8 DEATHS OF SPIDER-MAN CONTINUES!
Spider-Man has been broken, and someone needs to pick up the pieces. Maybe an old flame?
Now that the CHAMPION has fallen, can the universe withstand what comes next?
Are there any who can stand in the way of an inevitable god?
RATED T
Could not even finish this trash. The first story was boring and predictable. Second story is the worst thing I've read in years. I threw out the comic.
EC Epitaphs From the Abyss #1
THE MOST NOTORIOUS NAME IN TERROR IS BACK-WITH A VENGEANCE!
From the publisher that drove Tales from the Crypt, Vault of Horror, Haunt of Fear, and many more into the depraved hearts of an unsuspecting world, the immortal EC COMICS returns . . . with its first ALL-NEW series in nearly 70 years!
In our first extra-sized, 40-page do...
There was a lot of hype around the EC relaunch and I was genuinely excited for this. I couldn't even guess it could be this bad.
Trite, predictable and preachy (dull surprise). Complete joke to put in the back that this is a tribute to Bill Gaines. EC were the bad boys of comics in their day. There is nothing bold or rebellious here, it is the same echo-chamber bullshit that pervades mo
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EC Epitaphs From the Abyss #1
THE MOST NOTORIOUS NAME IN TERROR IS BACK-WITH A VENGEANCE!
From the publisher that drove Tales from the Crypt, Vault of Horror, Haunt of Fear, and many more into the depraved hearts of an unsuspecting world, the immortal EC COMICS returns . . . with its first ALL-NEW series in nearly 70 years!
In our first extra-sized, 40-page do...
Fantastic! Too often, you hear "X is the next Alan Moore." Big shoes to fill and it's always a creator that is honing in on one part of Moore's career: neurotic superheroes, 3x3 panel grids, etc. What they all fail to see is a creator who tried to fully utilize the medium.
Am I saying DWJ is "the next Alan Moore"? No. But his comics jive. The frenetic action, the colors, the lettering
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Transformers #5
Starscream revives one of the most powerful Decepticons to eliminate the Autobots once and for all.
This book is fantastic. Zany subplot of a Cobra civil war with Serpentor and zombies gearing up to take on Cobra Commander in Springfield. All while the Joes bury one of their own in a moody, almost wordless sequence.
There's a lot of attention on the Energon Universe books and deservedly so. I'm excited to see how the Joes fit into that new world. That said, don't sleep on this classic
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G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero #302
**FUNERAL FOR A JOE! **
As the Joes mourn their fallen brother, dangerous new forces are mounting against them. Cobra Commander returns to Springfield and the now-mutant Serpentor Khan turns to a deadly new ally you won't see coming!
It was a blast seeing Mahnke back on Batman. Lots of fond memories there.
Aaron... Full disclosure, I hated his last several years at Marvel. He ruined Frank Castle. His 500-year Avengers tenure was easily one of the worst runs of all time.
I tried to go into this with an open mind and I was pleasantly surprised. While nobody did a better job of justifying the totality of Ba
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Batman: Off-World #1
A routine night in Gotham City for a young Batman proves to be anything but routine when the crime-fighter is confronted with a sort of foe he's never faced before--one from beyond the stars! A universe of possible alien threats leads Batman to make a daring decision--to venture alone into the far reaches of the cosmos for the very first time, wher...
One word describes this run as a whole: inconsistent. This week, that's a compliment.
Failsafe arc was great. Alternate Earth story was lame. Gotham War was awful (although I think I hated it less than others). This first issue of the new arc? Pretty damn good.
Happy that The Knight mattered and hoping Zdarsky gives closure to the three Jokers.
Batman #139
NEW STORY ARC BEGINS! BATMAN VS. THE JOKER, MORE BRUTAL THAN EVER! Following the cataclysmic events of The Gotham War, Batman finds himself completely isolated from his family, struggling to keep the rage of Zur in check. But he can't stop, because he's out there, haunting the city, taunting the Dark Knight: The Joker. And the new Batman is ready t...
First, this book is tonally out of place with Batman and Detective Comics (and maybe that's a good thing).
This book is basically Batman Forever starring Damian instead of Dick. It's bright, it's just light-hearted enough and it's entertaining.
Batman and Robin #2
INTRODUCING A NEW VILLAIN: SHUSH! Introducing Shush. Who does she work for? And how have they turned one of Batman's greatest tools against him? Urban Jungle continues as the father and son dynamic duo are on the deadly case! But first, Damian must deal with...his first day of school?!
Miles Morales is Miles Morales.
Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
Bailey Briggs is Impulse.
Spider-Man #11
(RE)INTRODUCING - SPIDER-BOY!
The battle to save the Spider-Verse may be over, but spinning out of the restored Web of Life and Destiny returns the spectacular SPIDER-BOY, Peter Parker's stupendous sidekick! Wait, that can't be right - who IS this Spider-Boy, and what is his connection to the Amazing Spider-Man?!
Rated T
We're on a road to nowhere... This storyline has been going on for a year and there's no end in sight. Does this book have an editor?
And poor Ivan Reis. One of the best artists DC has and he keeps getting shit assignments. What a waste.
Detective Comics #1073
Where there's a will, there's a way. And for Bruce, that will is Batman...because myths don't bleed, right? Well, Batman, with the last ounce of strength he has, will have to test that theory out with the Orghams as he fights through Prince Arzen's three powerful protectors to find out. Hope is not all lost, though, as Jim Gordon and Sorrow rush th...
Not great but good. Let's see if Hickman can stick to the landing of an Ultimate Universe as if it were created in 2023.
I would happily pay $10 for a Jonathan Hickman comic before I pay $4 for a Vita Ayala comic.
Ultimate Invasion #1
THE TRANSFORMATION OF THE MARVEL UNIVERSE BEGINS!
Superstar creators Jonathan Hickman and Bryan Hitch team up! The Illuminati must form once again to stop the Maker from his plans to destroy - or perhaps rebuild - the universe, with Miles Morales at the center of it all! Bryan's work on THE ULTIMATES helped redefine super hero comics for the 20...
It was entertaining. Wish it wasn't spoiled.
Void Rivals #1
SERIES PREMIERE
The blockbuster OBLIVION SONG team of ROBERT KIRKMAN & LORENZO DE FELICI debut the biggest new comic book series of 2023 with the launch of AN ALL-NEW SHARED UNIVERSE and a SURPRISE you won't see coming!
War rages around the Sacred Ring, where the last remnants of two worlds have collapsed ar...
Not as good as the first issue but still the best GL has been in about five years.
Green Lantern #2
Hal Jordan's homecoming is off to a rocky start! Carol Ferris is this close to firing him from the job he's only just begged his way into, his power ring isn't exactly working right, and off in the shadows, Sinestro, the architect of Hal's current crisis, is waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Plus, the hard-hitting John Stewart: War Journal ...
The art was great. That's about all this issue has going for it.
Amazing Spider-Man #27
Grief looms over Peter after last issue's shocking death! Spider-Man's villains are more than happy to keep him distracted? Your eyes don't deceive you, DOCTOR OCTOPUS IS BACK!
Rated T
About as great an anniversary issue as you could ask for. Instead of having stories by random, untalented creators with no association to the character, they pulled out the big guns for this one. A great sendoff for Jeremy Adams.
Also, I enjoyed Spurrier's story more than I expected. I'm cautiously optimistic it will be decent. He can be a decent writer. I haven't liked much of his rece
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Flash #800
Written by Jeremy Adams, Mark Waid, Joshua Williamson, Geoff Johns, and Simon Spurrier Art by Fernando Pasarin & Oclair Albert, Todd Nauck, Carmine Di Giandomenico, Scott Kolins, and Mike Deodato Jr. An oversize anniversary issue concludes writer Jeremy Adams's acclaimed tenure, with special guests Mark Waid, Joshua Williamson, and Geoff Johns join...
Another quality Waid/Mora book. Forgive the pun but they are lightning.
And is the Atlas that appears Kirby's Atlas??? Awesome!
Shazam! #2
Shazam versus S-H-A-Z-A-M! Billy Batson was given the powers of the gods by the Wizard Shazam--but Solomon, Hercules, Atlas, Zeus, Achilles, and Mercury never gave the Wizard their permission. Displeased with how Billy is representing them, the disgruntled gods engage in a six-way fight for sole control of the World's Mightiest Mortal...or, if they...
This was a welcome return after the alt-universe storyline. I like the idea of Batman at war with himself.
Criticisms that the art didn't fit are fair. I thought it was decent it just didn't fit a Batman book. Would've looked better on a younger superhero book.
Batman #136
Failsafe and Red Mask have forever changed Batman, and Gotham isn't as welcoming as it once was. Can Batman remind them who he is? Can he remind...Catwoman? The future of the Bat-books starts here, and everyone's world is about to explode!
A mixed bag...
Tom King's story is predictably a "let's see if I can out-Moore Alan Moore." Killing Joke is by-far Moore's worst work. He admits it. Alex Ross agrees. The saving grace is Brian Bolland's art. Brisson's story is instantly forgettable.
The winners are Cantwell's Superman and Mora's future Batman.
Batman: The Brave and the Bold #1
Written by Tom King, Ed Brisson, Christopher Cantwell, and Dan Mora Art by Mitch Gerads, Jeff Spokes, Javier Rodriguez, and Dan Mora Coming off the spectacular success of Batman - One Bad Day: The Riddler, the Eisner Award-winning team of Tom King and Mitch Gerads reunite for a horrifying four-part retelling of the first bloody clash between The Jo...
I love this book. In some ways, it reminds me of All-Star Superman and the modern age segments of Supreme (particularly the Chris Sprouse illustrated stories). It takes the most fantastical elements of Silver Age Superman and somehow makes them not-goofy.
Also, the retcon of Luthor as a Pre-Supes Science Hero was great. I used to think Johns was the master of the retcon but Williamson i
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Superman #4
INTRODUCING THE KRYPTONITE KLAW! Superman is vulnerable to Kryptonite, but what happens when other dangerous superhumans are exposed to it? If Superman wants to stop Metropolis's newest enemies, he must uncover Lex Luthor's secret past!
9 is a high rating to give to a final issue of a mini that doesn't fully resolve the plot but I enjoyed it. Johns has his own corner of the DCU to play in and I am vested. I'll probably check out all the spinoffs that were announced. Nauck was fantastic, as always. One of the best artists for fitting multiple characters on a page.
Stargirl: The Lost Children #6
The battle for the fate of the lost children is here! Stargirl faces off against the Childminder on Orphan Island in the hopes of saving these forgotten sidekicks from her monstrous clutches. But if she succeeds, what does this mean the DC Universe timeline?