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God, this is just so good. I love you, John. Absolutely living for that totally unprovoked (and yet very deserved) TS Eliot slam.
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John Constantine, Hellblazer: Dead in America #1
At last, as you demanded: The celebrated creative team of Si Spurrier and Aaron Campbell have returned to Hellblazer! John Constantine has cheated death once again-but his heart's not beating, his body is decaying, and he, his friend Nat, and his son Noah are on the run in America, wanted for murder. Naturally, it's all John's fault-it always is. B...
Sorry, haters, but this is a perfect comic.
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The Other History of the DC Universe #4
Words can be tricky. Renee Montoya has known this for most of her life. Words taught her to feel ashamed of her gender, her sexuality, and her ethnicity. The people of Gotham City taught her to hide who she was to fit in to, be loved, and in doing so, they taught her to hate herself. But from that despair came something unexpected and powerful. <...
I'm sorry but that terrorism was just so shoddily performed. Really embarrassing work on Mystique's part, I'm deeply ashamed of her.
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X-Men #20
SYSTEM ONLINE.
Processing.
Rated T+
Yeah this is an okay comic.
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The Marvels #2
Aero. The Punisher. The Black Cat. Melinda May. The Terrible Tinkerer. And more. There's an aftermath in Manhattan, after the explosion in our first issue - and a crisis in the nation of Siancong as things go from bad to worse. And amid all that, meet Kevin Schumer, an ordinary guy with some big secrets...and see more of the mysterious Threadneedle...
Wow okay have we maybe heard of, like, pacing? Developing some chill? What a mishmash.
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Teen Titans Academy #3
Don't miss this crossover with Suicide Squad!
Hunted by the deadly Task Force X, the new students of Titans Academy will have to grow up fast or risk losing one of their own even faster. Why has the Squad put a target on new speedster Bolt's back? And why, in its charge on Titans Island, is Amanda Waller's team of villains being led by the ...
*gasp*
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Strange Adventures #10
Once upon a time on Rann, Adam Strange made a deal with his neighbors and foes to take a stand against the invading Pykkts. Now, on Earth, he is trying to do the same thing: to get all the heroes to rise as one to keep the marauders from doing to his home planet what they already did to his adopted one. But the original deal was a devil's bargain, ...
I mean I was invested from a Seven Soldiers angle but #NotMySevenSoldiers so eh, this was fine.
Stargirl Spring Break Special #1
Legendary comics writer Geoff Johns returns to his breakthrough hero, Stargirl, in this special one-shot illustrated by Todd Nauck!
Courtney Whitmore's spring break plans aren't like your average high schooler's. Instead of hanging out with friends, she's heading out on an adventure with her stepfather, Pat Dugan, a.k.a. S.T.R.I.P.E., and t...
This is all fine but not super exciting for me.
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Robin #2
After the shocking events of Robin #1, Damian has learned the deadly rules of Lazarus Island the hard way! Now he must prove that he belongs in the tournament and uncover its secrets! But his only ally is the daughter of one of his greatest enemies: Ravager! In this tournament, only one fighter can get out alive-ready for round two? Fight!
Damn these teens are really self-aware.
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Reptil #1
REPTIL ON THE BRINK OF EXTINCTION!
In the wake of Kamala's Law and his Grandfather's worsening health, Humberto Lopez, A.K.A. Reptil, has taken a step back from crime-fighting to refocus on his family. Perhaps its a sign that he should give up on becoming a hero and finally come to terms with his parents' mysterious disappearance...or perhaps n...
This was okay!
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Mister Miracle: The Source of Freedom #1
Spinning out of DC Future State, the story of how Shilo Norman became the Mister Miracle of tomorrow starts here.
The Mister Miracle show used to be the hottest ticket in town, whether you caught him onstage escaping from perilous traps or spotted him on the streets of Metropolis taking out bad guys. What Shilo Norman forgot is the first rul...
Fine issue.
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New Mutants #18
LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES!
The NEW MUTANTS' path seems simple: train, guide and mentor the youth. Sure, they didn't ask for the job, but they've been figuring it out together, right? How wrong could it go?
The NEW MUTANTS are about to find out.
Rated T+
lol Kilometres Morales.
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Miles Morales: Spider-Man #26
THE CLONE SAGA CONTINUES!
• Two Spider-Men find themselves face to face with the three terrifying clones.
• Peter thought he knew what to expect out of a Clone Saga, but this one throws him for a loop and Miles into the deep end of the ocean.
• Miles tries to keep his Spider-Side away fr...
Ugh whatever rule this post-apocalyptic hellscape, see if I care.
Maestro: War & Pax #5
DOOM.
The Maestro thought he knew his enemy. He thought he was facing a band of gods. The truth...is so much worse.
Rated T+
A little talky for me, I'm not a huge fan of the art style either.
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Heroes Reborn #4
With the cosmic might of his Power Prism, Doctor Spectrum has become the most feared lawman in the heavens. But now the dark forces of deep space have sent the galaxy's most notorious bounty hunter to end Spectrum once and for all. That's right, here comes Rocket Raccoon! Plus: In a backup tale, the all-new Starbrand finds herself alone in a strang...
This had some energy to it at least.
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Heroes Reborn: Young Squadron #1
The Squadron Supreme of America have taken root in the hearts and minds of all, but none more so than a trio of youthful champions who call themselves the Young Squadron!
Kid Spectrum (Sam Alexander), Girl Power (Kamala Khan) and the all-new Falcon (Miles Morales) are here to fight for truth, justice and the American flag...or are they?
Be...
Ehh whatever.
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Heroes Reborn: Siege Society #1
BLACK WIDOW & HAWKEYE LEAD AN ASSAULT ON THE SQUADRON!
• After the Civil War that split the Squadron Supreme in half, Nighthawk formed his own Squadron in Europe.
• But not all of Europe is okay with it. Baron Zemo has put together his own team to take them down. Who's on this team?
• Nata...
Uhhh no thanks. This wasn't good.
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Heroes Reborn: Magneto & The Mutant Force #1
CAN MAGNETO RESURRECT HOPE FOR MUTANTKIND BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE?
Years ago, Magneto and Professor X led Earth's mutants in a final push for independence against the Squadron Supreme of America. What followed was the Squadron's Mutant Massacre, a violent rebuttal that left Mutantkind forever wounded, and Xavier dead...or so Magneto thought. Years...
I have minor nitpickery with the smile thing but I'm gonna let it slide.
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Harley Quinn #3
Harley Quinn here, still narrating my solicit text! My war of wellness with Hugo Strange kicks into high gear this issue, and things are gonna get ugly. Hugo is about to send his right-hand man-child Lockwood, Arkham Asylum's most sadistic guard, after Kevin and me at our first support group meeting. Folks, some things in this world are sacred, and...
Well, I'm invested!
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Detective Comics #1036
Batman versus Huntress! As the Dark Knight delves into the mystery of Sarah Worth's murder, the only witness who truly knows what happened that fateful evening is Batman's only hope to clear his name. But another hunter is stalking the mysterious killer plaguing the city-and Huntress has also set her sights on Bruce Wayne! The Violet Vengeance of G...
Cool cool cool.
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Black Widow #7
A NEW STORY ARC, A NEW MISSION!
With a new suit, a new base of operations, new allies and a new perspective, Natasha sets her sights on a mysterious emerging villain in San Francisco known only as Apogee. But Natasha might not be as ahead of the game as she thought, and not everyone in her orbit is exactly what they seem. San Francisco desperat...
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