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War of the Realms #5
MIDGARD'S LAST STAND
Malekith's army gets a whole new crop of recruits - the dead! As Midgard transforms under the rule of Malekith and his allies, the dead rise up to form a new Niffleheim! The Black Panther calls in every hero on his roster to fight for Earth, from Spider-Man and the Spiders of Hel to Ghost Rider and Balder the Brave. But if ...
War of the Realms #4
Pray to All-Mother Freyja! For in her hands lies the key to ending Malekith's war. The Black Bifrost - the only method of travel for Malekith's vast armies - must fall. Even with the Punisher, Ghost Rider, Blade and Hulk (Jen Walters) at Freyja's side, how many Dark Elves can one goddess kill? While Freyja's team heads for the swamps of Svartalfhei...
War of the Realms #3
RECLAIM THE REALMS!
North America freezes into New Jotunheim. Europe becomes New Svartalfheim. Asia goes up in flames as the new domain of Queen Sindr and her fire goblins. Ulik the Troll lays claim to Australia while Amora the Enchantress raises an army of the dead in South America. Africa falls to the Angels of Heven while Roxxon Oil drops it...
Superior Spider-Man #8
WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN!
• Otto Octavius and Quentin Quire - BFFs!
• With America Chavez as the power, transportation and...well...only real hero, can Superior Spider-Man and the West Coast Avengers help turn the tide against Malekith and his forces?
Rated T
Superior Spider-Man #7
WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN!
Like the rest of America, the West Coast is overrun with Frost Giants and in CHAOS!
But Otto Octavius doesn't settle for chaos and will WIN THE WAR OF REALMS SINGLE-HANDEDLY.
Well, maybe not single-handedly. He needs minions. Super-minions! So he recruits the WEST COAST AVENGERS!
Uh-oh.
Rated T
War of the Realms: Uncanny X-Men #2
Sabretooth, tired of being the X-Men's pet, is back to his bloodthirsty ways once again. Now, joined by Malekith's forces, he's determined to make the X-Men bleed for him...
LEGACY #636
Rated T+
War of the Realms: War Scrolls #2
THE MUST-READ COMPANION TO THE WAR OF THE REALMS!
From the Asgardian Bifrost, Daredevil watches Malekith and his forces lay waste to realms. Jason Aaron and Andrea Sorrentino take Daredevil - the God Without Fear - to places he never believed he would see! Then, Devin Grayson spins a tale of magic and its consequences as Doctor Strange casts a ...
War of the Realms: War Scrolls #1
THE MUST-READ COMPANION TO WAR OF THE REALMS!
Gifted the sight of the Bifrost, Daredevil watches all Midgard burn under Malekith's invasion. How will the Guardian of Hell's Kitchen...guard an entire Earth turned to Hell? Find out in a story by Jason Aaron & Andrea Sorrentino! All this and more (including a new Howard the Duck story by Chip Zda...
Asgardians of the Galaxy #10
WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN!
ANGELA VS. THE QUEEN OF HEVEN! Angela was kidnapped at birth, stolen from her Asgardian heritage and raised an outcast in the less-than-heavenly Heven. For years, she has wandered the universe as neither a true Asgardian nor a true Angel. Now she has the chance to repay her "debt" to the Queen who stole her away. The ...
Deadpool #14
WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN! BEYOND THUNDERPOOL!
• The war against the trolls grows larger! The likelihood of Deadpool not causing an international incident grows smaller!
• Prepare for carnage as only a nation begun as a penal colony can deliver!
Parental Advisory
Deadpool #13
WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN! DEADPOOL GOES DOWN UNDER!
• As the War of the Realms rages, Deadpool is sent to Australia to take care of a pesky troll problem!
• No, not those obnoxious internet nerds. REAL TROLLS!
• How many didgeridoo jokes can one comic book make? Let's find out together!
Giant Man #3
WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN! THE BIGGER THEY ARE...
Moonstone's army of primordial Frost Giants is gaining in number with every passing moment. Only Ant-Man, Giant-Man, Goliath and Atlas can stop them! But an unseen enemy is about to get in their way... CAN YOU GUESS THE IDENTITY OF THE MOLE?
Rated T
Giant Man #2
WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN! ON THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS!
Four of the biggest men in the Marvel Universe are on a mission in Frost Giant territory: kill the patriarch of all Frost Giants himself, Ymir, on behalf of Lady Freyja. But how exactly will they penetrate Laufey's forces? By becoming masters of disguise!
Rated T
Champions #6
WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN!
A global team vs a global threat! The Champions must hold the line or Earth will fall to creatures and chaos! Even if they succeed, these young heroes are about to lose one of their own...
Rated T+
Champions #5
WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN!
The War of the Realms rages across Midgard, bringing together heroes from across the globe to fight for our world against mythic evil.
In the midst of this chaos, the Champions need...Scott Summers?
Cyclops reunites with the Champions, all grown up!
Rated T+
Venom #14
WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN!
• Chaos reigns as Malekith's campaign to take over the Nine Realms sweeps through Manhattan.
• With desperate battles raging all around them to quell Malekith's horde, Venom has teamed up with an unlikely group to try to stop Malekith...
• ...or die trying.
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Venom #15
WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN!
Battered, bleeding and at the end of his rope, Malekith's War Witches and their henchmen threaten to overwhelm Eddie Brock.
Meanwhile, Eddie still has 9-year-old Dylan in tow... Now he just needs to keep him alive.
Rated T+
Venom #13
WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN!
• The Marvel Comics event of the year makes landfall in the world of the wicked web-slinger as Venom gets swept up in Malekith's campaign to take over the Ten Realms!
• But Malekith has designs for the sinister symbiote...and they may prove fatal!
Rated T+
Funny that this comic is literally just a parody of the Justice League, and they even have a panel that explicitly states that they are "[Washington] D.C.'s Greatest Superheroes." It's such an obvious parody, though. Like Cracked Magazine would have done in the '90s.
Avengers #18
WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN!
See the greatest heroes of Washington, D.C., in action as the War of the Realms comes to the nation's capital. Who needs the Avengers when you've got the all-new Squadron Supreme of America? But who are these mysterious new heroes, and where did they come from? Only Agent Coulson knows.
Rated T+
Giant Man #1
WAR OF THE REALMS TIE-IN! ON THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS!
At the behest of All-Mother Freyja, four men must rise to monstrous heights and infiltrate the most savage territory of New Jotunheim: Florida!
Rated T