I say no to your fucking Idiocy! Marvel has 40% of the market right now.
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Uncanny X-Men #16
Cyclops and the X-Men have set out to save mutantkind...but the Mutant Liberation Front isn't going to just wait for it to happen! Led by one of the X-Men's own, the MLF is willing to do whatever it takes to stop mutant oppression...even kill any mutant who stands in their way...
Rated T+
Marvel counters declining sales with overpriced issues stuffed with filler. Just say no.
Fantastic Four #5
SPECIAL 650th ISSUE SPECTACULAR!
The wedding that's been years in the making...Ben and Alicia say "I do!"
No bait. No switch. Not a dream. Not a hoax. And we swear, not a single Skrull around. This is really happening! From the book that brought you the first, best and longest running super hero marriage in comics, we give you...the wedding...
Konungar: War of Crowns #1
Gorgeously rendered epic fantasy with duelling brothers at its heart, Konungar is the ultimate fusion of Game of Thrones and Warcraft!
Old Man Logan #33
SCARLET SAMURAI Part 3
THE HAND are unstoppable (and unkillable?!)!
What's the SCARLET SAMURAI really after?
LOGAN must relive one of his most painful memories in order to survive!
Parental Advisory
Old Man Logan #32
SCARLET SAMURAI Part 2
It's LOGAN versus ninja after ninja after ninja when the HAND attack!
Their new leader has it in for our hero, and the SCARLET SAMURAI is willing to do anything to be the cause of Logan's end.
Parental Advisory
Amazing Spider-Man: Renew Your Vows (2016)
The Parker family is web-slinging and wall-crawling their way into your hearts and into comic shops later this year! Life is good for Peter Parker and Mary Jane; their daughter Annie is their pride and joy, they're both working and (barely) making ends meet, they're keeping the streets of New York City safe from super villains...you know, normal fa...
Batman: White Knight #1
In a world where Batman has gone too far, The Joker must save Gotham City.
He's been called a maniac, a killer and the "Clown Prince of Crime" but "white knight"? Never. Until now...
Set in a world where the Joker is cured of his insanity and homicidal tendencies, The Joker, now known as "Jack," sets about trying to right his wrongs. First ...
Batman: White Knight
In a world where Batman has gone too far, The Joker must save Gotham City.
He's been called a maniac, a killer and the "Clown Prince of Crime" but "white knight"? Never. Until now...
Set in a world where the Joker is cured of his insanity and homicidal tendencies, The Joker, now known as "Jack," sets about trying to right his wrongs. First ...
Old Man Logan #29
MAESTRO CALLS THE TUNE!
Nowhere is safe from the reach of the MAESTRO'S destructive plan!
With the HULK GANG carrying nukes across continents, what hope is there for LOGAN to get there in time?
There's only one chance - to kill off this plot at the source!
Parental Advisory
Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man #4
A classic villain has reinvented himself, and it does not bode well for Spider-Man!
And what is J. JONAH JAMESON up to NOW?!
Rated T
Ninjak (2015)
For the first time, Ninjak's past and future collide in the pages of an all-new ongoing series from New York Times best-selling writer Matt Kindt (RAI, Mind MGMT) and superstar artists Clay Mann (X-Men: Legacy, Gambit) and Butch Guice (Captain America, Action Comics)!
Then: Meet inexperienced MI-6 recruit Colin King on his first mission in...
Redlands #2
A mysterious and bloodthirsty matriarchal force runs the town of Redlands, Florida, and in order to stay on top, sacrifices must be made. But someone is intent on removing these powerful women from the top of the food chain. And he's ready to unleash their darkest secret...
Mech Cadet Yu #2
It's Stanford's first day at school, and he and his mech will have to see if they can keep up with the other students.
Old Man Logan #28
OLD MAN LOGAN & HAWKEYE - TOGETHER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME!
• CLINT BARTON joins LOGAN on his mission to stop the MAESTRO!
• But with Maestro's plan reaching Phase Two, they might be too late to stop the annihilation!
• And, what is CAMBRIA really up to?
Parental Advisory
Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man #3
Spider-Man and the Human Torch are following a trail of terrifying tech, and the trail takes them to... WILSON FISK?!
The former Kingpin of Crime is still quite a force to be reckoned with...but what is HIS connection to all this?
Rated T
Nightwing: The New Order
NIGHTWING: THE NEW ORDER is the story of a future world without "weapons"-where superpowers have been eliminated and outlawed. The man responsible? None other than Dick Grayson, a.k.a. Nightwing, now leader of a government task force called the Crusaders who are charged with hunting the remaining Supers. But when events transpire which turn the Cru...
Utter garbage. I almost fell asleep while reading this not to mention the poor implementation of politics makes this for a horrendous read.
America #1
At last! Everyone's favorite no-nonsense powerhouse, America Chavez, gets her own series!
Written by critically-acclaimed YA novelist Gabby Rivera (Juliet Takes A Breath) and drawn by all-star artist Joe Quinones (HOWARD THE DUCK), Marvel Comics' brand new AMERICA series shines a solo spotlight on the high-octane and hard-hitting adventures of ...
america is just awful the introduce of summing up about her is just insulting saying my years of comic are off. they always have to keep saying she is lesbian over and over like we already get it your lesbian. her attitude is more like the attitude of a super villain she is just a complete asshole to everyone. and the writer is trying so hard to love the character but there is nothing to love. i more
America #1
At last! Everyone's favorite no-nonsense powerhouse, America Chavez, gets her own series!
Written by critically-acclaimed YA novelist Gabby Rivera (Juliet Takes A Breath) and drawn by all-star artist Joe Quinones (HOWARD THE DUCK), Marvel Comics' brand new AMERICA series shines a solo spotlight on the high-octane and hard-hitting adventures of ...
The dialogue is terrible and the art is inconsistent from page to page.
I might have enjoyed this if I was a teeanager, but I found the dialogue annoying and the story was very weak. I will not be picking up the next issue.
Also, how does she not recognize captain America he doesn't age. He looks exactly the same as he did 70 years ago.
America #1
At last! Everyone's favorite no-nonsense powerhouse, America Chavez, gets her own series!
Written by critically-acclaimed YA novelist Gabby Rivera (Juliet Takes A Breath) and drawn by all-star artist Joe Quinones (HOWARD THE DUCK), Marvel Comics' brand new AMERICA series shines a solo spotlight on the high-octane and hard-hitting adventures of ...
I should add the only interest part of the story was her interaction with her girlfriend everything else was boring.
"What in the holy menstruation are you doing here?"
Really?
America #1
At last! Everyone's favorite no-nonsense powerhouse, America Chavez, gets her own series!
Written by critically-acclaimed YA novelist Gabby Rivera (Juliet Takes A Breath) and drawn by all-star artist Joe Quinones (HOWARD THE DUCK), Marvel Comics' brand new AMERICA series shines a solo spotlight on the high-octane and hard-hitting adventures of ...