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Apr 28, 2018
Welcome to the Oblivion Bar where the first round is on me and the pretzels are free! Be warned: like the pickled eggs at the bar, this issue is going to get SPOILED rotten.
So, Invincible Iron Man is kind of nuts and all over the place. It’s not bad nuts, like plain unsalted walnuts, but a good kind of nuts like the honey glazed almonds you get at a fair.
To give a summary a try of the last two issues, everyone is searching for Tony Stark. Blade, yes the vampire who wants vampires, came to RiRi and told her to join up at MIT to work with Toni Ho and Arno Stark, Howard Starks actual bio-kid. This way, the 3 of them could search for Tony while also helping to rebuild SHIELD in the disguise of MIT. Tony finally shows up to talk to h
is Bio-Mom, which was a SHIELD agent turned rock star who has been running his company while he’s been dead with MJ Watson (yup).
Side note: Tony Stark was adopted by Howard Stark and his real mom got Prego with a Hydra agent. Tony’s Hydra Agent Bio-dad wanted to take Tony so Tony’s SHIELD Agent Bio-Mom tried to kill his Hydra Agent Bio-dad and, out of the blue, Howard Stark promised to help and hide Tony as his son so people from outer space who helped Howard Stark have kids ( Arno Stark) wouldn’t know he messed with the DNA of his actual adopted son so that he would never destroy earth.....Wow! I know!
While everyone is searching for Tony, we need to remember that Doom has been going around as the infamous Ironman.....yup.... and he too has a baby on the way.... yup... again nuts! Freakin’ mixed nuts! Well, that’s still not the craziest thing. So, Tony shows himself to his Bio-Mom to calm everyone down to stop looking for him and she tells him that people are trying to take over his company so he needs to show up to the board soon or it will all be taken away.
We end the issue with Parker Robinson’s, the Hood, showing up to Stark Ind. to get paid by the CCO. Tony’s Hydra Bio-dad shows up and is actual more
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Nov 10, 2018
Doom, Tony, and Riri all bend toward the climax in this surprise-sodden issue. The art is excellent and some of the dialogue is very nice; balanced against that is the inescapable feeling that we're about to fall into a giant, stupid traffic jam. The introduction of Leonardo Da Vinci is the clearest sign of impending disaster. There is just the tiniest possibility that that surprise could be made entertaining with a LOT of development. A lot of development is exactly what it's not going to get thanks to all the other stuff queued up for #600. Instead, it's just going to be a hallucinatory widget, a weirdo thing for all subsequent writers to ignore.
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May 09, 2018
Umm...Part 7 in this endlessly boring tale of "where is Tony Stark?" I'm waiting for the 2020 sequel, "Tony Stark is Missing Again: Dare You Give a Fuck?" I don't really care about this at all. It's kind of crummy to see the two Bendis' titles on Victor and Riri succumb to this...boringness? I'm even thinking of opting out of the new Dan Slott Iron Man title, because...enough of this guy. Which is a weird way to think when he actually hasn't been here for a year. Except, oh yeah, his a.i. self was here, so it was like he was never gone...And then Leonardo! Fuck off, Bendis. Yeah, I didn't like it.
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Apr 26, 2018
What is this crap? Bendis has been doing horrible on all his books as he is leaving. This Search for Tony Stark arc has been pretty much a letdown. Besides the Doom parts, Tony just coming back like that? What was that whole part with LEonardo Davinci? They are flying and then boom Leonardo just appears, seems out of place. The only thing worthwhile is the ending.
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Jun 03, 2018
Crap sandwich straight out of the stink hole.
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